Apparently when you are using a theme designed for use with Woocommerce, and you disable Woocommerce (because we are switching to Shopify in order to offer a pre-order service so everyone can add to their subscriber lists right here on the web page), the theme is not real happy about the disabling and decides to have a critical error. One which actually survived re-enabling woocommerce.
Anyway, the end result is temporarily using a default theme until we get a redesign done. Only THIS time I am not going to sit here and try to change every little thing on the theme until I get tired of doing it and then the website just sits here un-updated for 2 years..